ASIDE: In My Perfect World

THE ANTIQUARIAN: Agincourt

Taking advantage of faction war in France during the summer of 1415, King Henry V of England planned to press his claim to the French throne by accomplishing a swift take over of the coastal port of Harfleur and then, in a symbolic gesture, storming through the formerly held English territory of Normandy on his way to English held Calais.

Since Harfleur took longer to fall then expected and since its eventual take over unified warring factions in France, Henry V’s triumphant march to Calais turned into a dysentery filled attempt to escape a superior French force that was bent on their destruction.

By the time the two forces met just outside the town of Agincourt, Henry’s army had dwindled to a force of 7000 sick and weakened soldiers.  Across the field, the might of the French army stood ready with numbers estimated at 30,000 strong.  One English scout reported back to his commander, “you are just about to fight against a world of innumerable people” (Fiennes, 192).

For hours the two armies eyed each other, neither wanting to make the first move.  Then Henry ordered his army to march steadily forward in a straight line; when the column was within 700 metres of the enemy, the English archers hammered their 6 foot stakes into the ground and waited for the command to fire. 

As a means to insure that they would never be a threat to France again, the over-confident French army had vowed to cut-off the two key active fingers of any English archer captured alive; so, as a final act of defiance, each man now held two fingers up to the great French host, daring them to come and collect their prize.  When the order to fire was finally given, 5000 skilled archers sent volley after volley into the air; the French charged and, within the first 90 minutes of the battle, 8000 Frenchmen were killed.

It is believed that the deciding factors in England’s stunning victory at Agincourt were the awesome killing power of the English longbow, and a terrain which worked against the great numbers of the French army, funneling them into a killing corridor that also created a crowd effect, as knights in heavy armour lost their footing in the mud of freshly plowed, rain-soaked fields, line upon line of them were pulverized by the English directly in front as well as crushed by a continuous surge of their own attacking troops from behind.

From the French perspective the chronicler Pierre Cochon recorded that the defeat “was the ugliest and most wretched event that happened in France over the last one thousand years” (Fiennes, 235).  The nobility of France, who had made up a disproportionately large part of the French army, were decimated: entire dynasties were wiped out as family members, often covering two generations of a family, were killed (Fiennes, 233). 

For Henry V, King of England, the victory set the stage for his recognition as heir-apparent to the French throne and regent of France.

Fiennes, Ranulph.  Agincourt: My Family, the Battle, and the Fight for France.  London: Hodder & Stoughton, 2014.

THE ANTIQUARIAN: Vasili Arkhipova, The Man Who Saved the World

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, a fleet of four Russian submarines were armed with nuclear weapons and stationed off the coast of Cuba.  The subs did not need permission from Moscow to launch their "special" weapons―instead three men on site had to agree, including Commander Arkhipova who had veto power.

After being harassed by American destroyers above, thinking war had been declared and low on batteries, the decision was made by two of the three men to launch the nuclear weapons.  It was only Vasili Arkhipova's staunch refusal that saved the world from nuclear annihilation.

Commander Vasili Arkhipova

Arkhipova ordered the subs to surface and surrender to the Americans.  The subs were never boarded but held hostage until the crisis had reached a political conclusion; at this point the Americans released the submarines and they returned to Russia.

Instead of being lauded for his courage and humanitarianism, Moscow berated the Commander for shaming the Russian military by surrendering.

THE ANTIQUARIAN: Hair Jewellery

Before the invention of photography, Hair Jewellery was the most practical means to commemorate a loved one by keeping a part of them to wear close to the body.  The example below is a pin that depicts a lady cradling a child near an urn on a pedestal and states: "J.C. obt [died] July the 21st 1785, aged 2 years and 7 months---Not Lost, Gone Before."

from the Anne Louise Luthy collection

The hair has been embedded along the rim of the piece and, as was common practice, may also have been crushed and mixed into the paint that the artist used.


Image and information from "Antiques Uncovered, Episode 3." BBC. 2015